Closed Faptioning

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

POOL'S CLOSED

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.

Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006

Closed Species

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.

Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...

by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020

A close encounter of the athletic kind

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.

One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.

by futbolr21 August 22, 2023

close call

When something almost happens. Especially something bad, like a collision or social mishap.

Jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.

by Philco January 15, 2008

cloggie

And insult or slur for dutch people. Based of the wooden shoes called clogs that are a part of dutch culture. Originally an insult is now becoming a symbol of cultural identity for those with dutch heritage in the states

Look at that cloggie over there. I bet he's orange down to the core

by Cloggie June 26, 2016

closed circuit

confidential; inside information only between tow parties

"let's keep this info closed circuit, at least till we hear more from the bmoc."

by bungalow bill March 1, 2005