Clodge

a mass of earth compacted to the roots of a plant

i pulled a big clodge out of the garden

by scoutprobert April 9, 2012

Log Clogger

(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.

(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.

Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled

You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.

by Tom and Michelle May 22, 2008

old codger

Like "old fogie" or "death wobbler" This term describes elderly folk aged 60+

Oi, Michael Parkinson, ye old codger! Get over 'ere!

by ArmadilloJr May 8, 2010

codger

Usually following the word "old";
a coffin dodger, an old person who moans about their arthritis. They have little hair on their head, but compensate by tufts sprouting from their ears and noses (male) chins and top lips (female).
They dispise anything that anyone under 30 may do.
Cant manage to drive more than 30mph, and only drive on Sundays.

Look at that pair of old codgers, all they do is watch Antiques Roadshow and listen to Gardners question time while making cups of tea every fifteen minutes.

by Mr wally cheese head January 28, 2004

Cloggerhead Hurdle

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.

Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.

by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011

cloggernaut

What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.

Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

yoghurt clogger

When she comes and the only thing holding it in is your penis

Yoghurt clogger - I'm glad your penis is keeping me blocked up!

by jedi master blaster October 31, 2013