clouse

a very foolish or douche like person

somebody that knocks you either directly or indirectly is a clouse
Madden you clouse!

by nelson brew May 5, 2007

clouston

queer, fag, douche, loser

also see: queer, fag, douche, loser

kid one: wow that kid over there is such a clouston...
kid two: yeah i know, he acts just like my sister...

by susie's your uncle February 27, 2007

cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009

cletus

When you see a really ugly girl, and want to put on your soccer shoes and kick her in the face

Damn she's one ugly cletus!

by Jakov O'Soare December 14, 2003

Clouse

Typically a last name

A Clouse is best described as a dingus or reject. Usual a person with authority but can never be trusted or relied on.

Dammit Mr Clouse you fucked everything up again!!!!

by Murzinator June 10, 2018

clegus

Clegus Is A One Of A Kind Name Originated From The One And Only "Clegus Poledore". It Means Successful, Wealth, And Great Power. The Name Clegus Has Never Been Discovered Until 12-11-99, It Was Discovered Engraved In An Ancient Egyptian Pyramid . And Translated By Archeologists ...

Aye Yo Clegus Pass The Grits😂😂

by Clegus December 19, 2016

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022