He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.
"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"
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chengguan:noun,verb and adjective.
Noun.It's a special kind of weapon of massive destruction created by the gov of China. Mainly, it is used in local streets. Its major targets are peddlers and hawkers. No matter when and how many hawkers just show up in the streets, chengguan will attact them as soon as you could ever imagine and make a disastrous battlefield with multiple kinds of damage. Usually it is used only against Chinese. The creator claims it's gonna be the final solution for ultimate world peace.
Verb. Also it can be used to curse or just to show brutal hostility.
Adj-ed.People usually use it to describe streets or people hurted by disasters.
Noun.It's a special kind of weapon of massive destruction created by the gov of China. Mainly, it is used in local streets. Its major targets are peddlers and hawkers. No matter when and how many hawkers just show up in the streets, chengguan will attact them as soon as you could ever imagine and make a disastrous battlefield with multiple kinds of damage. Usually it is used only against Chinese. The creator claims it's gonna be the final solution for ultimate world peace.
Verb. Also it can be used to curse or just to show brutal hostility.
Adj-ed.People usually use it to describe streets or people hurted by disasters.
Noun. Chinese gov claims that chengguan won't be used in international conflicts unless for the reason of defend.
Verb. I swear I'm gonna chengguan you and I'm gonna chengguan the crap out of you.
Adj. Dude, you look terribly chengguaned, somebody just chengguaned you?
Verb. I swear I'm gonna chengguan you and I'm gonna chengguan the crap out of you.
Adj. Dude, you look terribly chengguaned, somebody just chengguaned you?
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