bits of shit that get caught in your bum hairs. They can grow in size after repeated non-good wiping of the arse to become bum conkers.
ohh me cleggnuts are killing me, I need some real toilet paper, not this Izal grease-proof stuff, to get them off.
by DarioRocco November 28, 2009
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poo stuck to ass hairs.
basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.
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poo stuck to ass hairs.
basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.
by StevenOfDonny May 4, 2008
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Shit particles on your bum fluff
by Cleglets January 21, 2017
Get the cleglets mug.To be so drunk that you cannot make coherent sentences and revert back to a toddler-like mentality and you create a bulldozing tornado effect on everything. Clegged is never an understatement.
Dude I'm gonna get so clegged tonight.
I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged
I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged
by djrequest March 18, 2011
Get the clegged mug.'Leaving Clegg in charge' is a phrase that refers to something that seems like a good idea at the time but ultimately ends in chaos, usually referring to leaving someone in charge who is an incompetent idiot.
David: hmm I feel like a very expensive holiday to Italy, Nick you're in charge for the week.
Nick: Oh thank you David, I won't let you down.
*Comes back a week later to riots and madness*
David: WTF
Boris: That's what we get for Leaving Clegg in charge.
Nick: Oh thank you David, I won't let you down.
*Comes back a week later to riots and madness*
David: WTF
Boris: That's what we get for Leaving Clegg in charge.
by Nex Solo August 16, 2011
Get the Leaving Clegg in charge. mug.Current leader of the UK's 3rd largest political party (liberal democrats). Before the first televised debate between the 3 main party leaders, it was commonplace to mock him for the fact that the media paid attention to the other candidates. Since the debate, he has become more popular as a political figure.
A politician and all-round bad boy from sheffield. Although a leader of a party which is renowned for fence-sitting, he's really done some crazy shit in his time.
A politician and all-round bad boy from sheffield. Although a leader of a party which is renowned for fence-sitting, he's really done some crazy shit in his time.
"Damn, some crazy mother just set my cacti on fire"
"Must have been Nick Clegg"
(2009)
"Who's that guy?"
"Dunno."
(2010)
"Who's that guy?"
"Leader of the lib dems"
"k"
"Must have been Nick Clegg"
(2009)
"Who's that guy?"
"Dunno."
(2010)
"Who's that guy?"
"Leader of the lib dems"
"k"
by doc daneeka April 28, 2010
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