Chedge

An outside the box goal scored in football (soccer), immediately following a corner.

Scholesy scored an unreal chedge last night, you should've seen it.

by danthesexyman123 June 19, 2022

clerge

A combination of "clash" and merge". A clerge is any combination of foods that taste terrible together.

Examples of a clerge are Orange juice and toothpaste, cranberries and milk, vinegar and ice cream.

by saltyconfetti December 29, 2011

Clegger

Someone who will say one thing that sounds good, but when it comes to actually doing it, does the opposite.
Comes from Nick "Dick" Clegg's campaign in which he said how he will help Britain if he becomes PM ands when he did he backstabbed everyone who voted for him(namely in raising university fees).

Guy 1: i promise to keep university fees down.
Guy 2: got my vote and your in power. nice to keep fees at £3000
Guy 1: thanks, although i've just put fees up to £9000
Guy 2: You're such a clegger

by MiiDNiiT3 April 28, 2011

clodge

Dried Crap And Toilet Paper That Has Accumulted Since Birth

Whoa Wat A Clodge Can I Taste Some??

by cazadren June 27, 2008

Clodge

A human who is covered in a thin layer of fur and is partial to the colour orange

Doesn't this apricot look remarkably like clodge?

by Clodge April 25, 2015

credge

Seems to stem from the combination of the words cram, crack, or crease and wedge.

Noun: A narrow opening. Often used to describe areas of the body where there is skin-to-skin contact.

Verb: To slip an object in to a tight space or to otherwise form a bond with to objects (such as the spoon cuddling position)

Noun: Obese men have a lot of trouble keeping the credge between their overlapping belly and pelvis clean.

Verb: I couldn't sleep last night; my dog kept on trying to credge up under my ribcage.

by Steve Stocker October 12, 2004

Clegged

When you give up your freedom an independence to your enemies in order to obtain a voice and say in their goings-on but you actually just become scapegoat for all of their faults and mistakes.

The best example of being clegged is when Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrat party in the UK agreed to a coalition with the Conservative party. Clegg became deputy PM and all was well for the first weeks. Soon he became a joke and every single problem that the PM, David Cameron (conservative), had he simple blamed it on Nick Clegg.

by yellowcake-applepie October 28, 2011