cleverati

A select group of people who unnecessarily use ornate vocabulary during everyday conversation. They discuss obscure political movements and break out the thesaurus for movie reviews.

*Not to be confused with latte liberals, as they don't actually exist.

Only a true cleverati would use the word "superfluous" when discussing their favorite sandwich.

by noneofyobitneh December 9, 2008

clabert

A unit of measure commonly used in the amount of urine a goats bladder will hold.

I drank a gallon of water or 5 claberts.

by Grundle the Moob October 15, 2013

cleverson

One who is clever, intelligent, smart. Witty and on the ball.

Hey stephen, you're way too cleverson, you're making me look bad.

by SK1989 April 13, 2009

Cleverbot

A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.

Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o

by Scarybot September 1, 2009

clever-clogs

someone who thinks they're quite intelligent
usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally

Susie: "I found a new way to spread butter on corn-on-the-cob with a basting brush!"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

Be Clever

The phrase " Be Clever " comes from the turkish phrase " Akilli ol " which literally does mean be clever. Although be clever does not make grammatical sense in the english language, it is shouted regularly by angry turks when they are trying to tell someone to shut the fuck up or just stop being a bitch.

Kanadali Esek: "everyone is a bitch grow some balls"
Big Turk Cem: "EVERYONE FUCK OFF, BE CLEVER!!!!"

by TamerTurkKibris July 4, 2011

Clever-nisity

When somebody's cleverness is consistant and often leaves the subject to the cleverness floored and flabbergasted.

Chazzy: "i pair my socks to avoid mismatching and misplacement!"

Mazz: *becomes speechless and flabbergasted due to the clever-nisity of Chazzy and subsequently falls to the floor, gasping for air...*

by mazzman May 31, 2009