The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.
by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010
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A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Meat Cleavered mug.when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
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Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.
Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
by Master Nudist January 21, 2008
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