clean shit

To shit without needing to wipe

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase

by howard1976 June 5, 2014

Keep your nose clean

To stay out of trouble.

They tell us, 'Keep your nose clean and you'll no doubt make a parole.' So we keep our noses very clean.

by 3h$@n November 15, 2012

clean slate

Starting anew, with a fresh approach. A clean slate begins with the action of 'wiping the slate clean'.

After a decade of philandering, I'm going to start my thirties with a clean slate.

by JimiBiz August 21, 2008

dirty clean version

This phrase is used to describe songs that have been edited to play for the radio, but still have words they bleep out. Dumb ploy by the music industry, but American parents are so crazy over "suggestive" things even when we are easily the most suggestive country on Earth.

Did you hear David Banner's song play? It's still a dirty clean version though. Even though everyone knows the dirty version is the better one.

by jkbena612 August 15, 2009

a clean sink

The right sink in a two basin sink in your kitchen.

Sharon: "Jason, where do you not put the knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwich?"

Jason: "Where did I put it?"

Sharon: "YOU PUT IT IN THE CLEAN SINK! The right sink is the clean sink."

Jason: "Sorry I didnt know there was a clean sink."

Sharon: "Well now you know."

by herschell October 13, 2009

A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Gucci Clean

1.The term African Americans use to describe taking showers. Often in these showers, African American males and females have sexual intercourse. Narcotics are commonly consumed as well in these showers.

2. A term used to say a female is clear of std's. "That bitch gucci clean, you fine bro"

"Hey nigga im feeling Gucci Clean, just hopped out the shower with my hoe."

by Lel bbbbbbb March 1, 2017