Bass Clarinet Player

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

by Phantom034` November 3, 2008

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Claris

A charming and highly intelligent individual with a witty sense of humour. She may appear boring at first but is someone you would never want to sleep on. She often influences jealousy. Has been through a lot of bullshit but is able to handle it all. She is blessed with many talents and is extremely gifted.

Wow! She’s so amazing!! She’s definitely a Claris!

by Holysacredball July 5, 2019

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Clarence Claymore

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020

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Carine

Carine is an absolutely amazing person. She will always be there for you, to lend you a listening ear. Her advice isn’t always the best, but she is one of the best people that you’ll be able to have in your life, so appreciate her. While she can be really nice and sweet, she has quite a temper and can be irritated or annoyed very easily. Don’t get on her bad side, you’ll definitely regret it! She is absolutely stunning, gorgeous and beautiful, although she denies it because she doesn't see the beauty in herself, do try to remind her of her beauty! Carines’ are really, very smart and intelligent and can score high marks for an examination. She loves to give gifts to people, because she finds joy in doing so. Overall, Carine is a wonderful person!

“Did you see that girl Carine? She’s so cool!”

by Sharing positivity <3 April 6, 2021

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Clarenz

Clarenz is a shy but sweet man. If you like a Clarenz, better confess now because he will never do it first (unless he is drunk). A Clarenz has that "who am I to be liked by someone like you"-mentality especially if he really likes you, and that's what makes him scared of making a move. Even if you are already giving him hints that you like him, he will think that you are doing those things because he is just a friend to you, and he will think that you can never like someone like him (which is not true!). That's how shy a Clarenz can be. But once you have Clarenz as a boyfriend, you will pray everyday that he will become your husband. You will not look at other men the same as before, because in your eyes, your Clarenz is already perfect. Clarenz is the type of man that is ideal to marry. His loyalty can never be broken because once he loves, he'll love like it's his first and last. He can be really busy at times, but he will never forget to tell you that he loves you and cares about you. Plus, he is also the best gamer there is!

Wow! He is always the MVP of the game. He must be Clarenz!

by oum.uravity June 7, 2021

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