Clarendouche 

Somoene who lives in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington Virginia, and exhibits the hallmarks of a pretentious douchebag.

A typical Clarendouche wears brown flip-flops and/or goofy pork pie hats. Clarendouches often are homosexual and have annoying toy dogs that bark a lot.

Phil: Why are there so many tools in that restaraunt? Is the faggot convention in town?

Andrew: They are holding a $95 per person wine tasting event. Expensive and crappy wine draws a Clarendouche like flies to shit.

Clarendouche by TGEoA June 24, 2011

Clarence Reginald Whorley Award 

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.

Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"

Clarence Reginald Whorley Award by Merchers February 2, 2010

Carenza 

A Carenza is a beautiful, crazy, smart, artistic person. She is short tempered, and can win fight. She tries to hide her feelings, and hates attention when she is sad,mad or tired. They get a little jealous sometimes. The protect there family and friends. If a friend or family is going something there are by there side 100 percent of the way. They are trust worthy but can forget sometimes, and when they say sorry they mean it. They like draw,play videogames,be with animals,be with friends and family. They can be lazy and will be if there sad,tired or hungry. For any presents they usually get art supply's, clothes, pets or decor. They say they need more art supply's but really they just live to draw so they fill up their journal fast. They are fast at learning. they usually get recendised for the art. there favorite subject is art and math. But at the end of the day they are tied and just want to lay around,eat and be on a phone or TV.

Carenza: Mom I'm home

Mom: did u your chores

Carenza: Yes, and can I have something to eat??

Carenza by Dr.peper_409 November 6, 2019

Clarence 

Slang for weed, origin The Big Les Show based on the ugly little green alien Clarence.

"Yo boy set me some Clarence"

Clarence by Tomterd11 June 15, 2017

clarence 

a collective noun for different types of beans, specifically the calm, collected, and caring varieties. best cooked into a warm, heart-melting stew.

I've got a lovely clarence of beans at home!

clarence by floopyant September 15, 2020

Clamenza’s Foot 

A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza.

Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.

Perpetual card holding hand is a symptom of Clamenza’s Foot.

Clamenza’s Foot by The Card Player May 20, 2021

Clarence the Cleaver 

He’s next up in the game, they can’t stop him

Clarence speaking: “The Cleaver !”-Clarence the Cleaver

Clarence the Cleaver by GinRummy27 February 27, 2022