Claims

Toronto manz way of calling bullshit on something

A: “bro I smashed like 10 girls yesterday”
B:”aii bro claims lmao”

by SaugaMan97 December 2, 2018

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.

"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"

by Mike March 26, 2004

Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.

I played a guy called Matt at the chess club last night and beat him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids.

by JC1976 December 13, 2008

Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.

I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids.

by JC1976 December 9, 2008

Caids

Cold that makes you feel so sick and tired, you think you have aids.

Damn, I'm so sick and tired, I must have caids.

by Verb Ninja December 13, 2012

CRAIDS

Something so disgusting that it is said to have the distinguishing characteristics of both crabs and aids.

What's with that gunky buildup in the sink? That's disgusting! It has craids!

by Birky 8.5 August 1, 2007

CRAIDS

A rare STD which has been found in the resort areas of Mexico and Dominican Republic, thought to have originated in the city of Edmonton. This disease usually affects males and females between the ages of 8 and 16, with only a few cases found in women ages 18-30 and one case in an 82 year old woman. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: genital rash and/or itching, pain during urination, sudden death, profuse diarrhea, a sudden unusual fear of feet, a fondness for self asphyxiation, and vaginal or anal discharge.

Person A "I had sex with Morgan O'Reilly"
Person B "Haha... you have CRAIDS"

by -Tine- January 16, 2009