Cizzy Fizzy

Snoop Dogg's way of saying Cell Phone.

Let me call you back on my cizzy fizzy.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Cuzziscope

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.

Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!

Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi

*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi

Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!

Guy 1: Dude!!

Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.

Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope

by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017

Lorenzo Cozzi

The fattest italian that you will ever meet. He is straight up round. A few fun facts about him:
-He can't be trusted to fly or drive anything. Put him behind the wheel and you'll be sorry.
-He has a hard time being healthy. He dies a lot in video games and eats a lot of pizza.
-He will never get tired of pizza. He has been known to eat only pizza for weeks in a row.
-He's fat, and I mean really fat.
He isn't a virgin miraculously.

I saw someone fat and stupid on the street. I wonder if it was Lorenzo Cozzi.

by PainisCupcake is my idol. April 9, 2019

All fizzy no cizzy

A hip way of saying "all facts, no cap". This is what cool kids are saying nowadays to affirm something is very true, and not a lie in anyway.

GUY 1: Hey slime, this peach cobbler is bussin
GUY 2: word, thats all fizzy no cizzy

by ThatBoyUHeard December 16, 2022

ball cuzzie

When you mix milk and cream in a big bowl and microwave it so its warm to the touch and you have 4 of your girlfriends blow through straws makeing bubbles on your balls!!

while my girlfriend was sucking me off her 3 friends were giving me a ball cuzzie

by frostbite 32 October 20, 2005

cinzia

the human wreakage you love.

cinzia is most def the swank-ie-est person in de world

by pixie way October 30, 2007

Cuzzie Bro

A person who is your best mate/friend.
This word is mostly used by New Zealand Maori.

Guy: Who's he?
Maori: He's my cuzzie bro
Guy: Che!

by Sabre Z September 20, 2004