circumsoction

The circular indention made by the top of a sock on your calf or ankle.

After wearing my socks all day long, I had a terrible case of circumsoction.

by Scott Saunders January 26, 2007

circumstantial butt sex

the suggestion that anal sex is only appropriate depending on conditions or circumstances

'It was Todd and it was Thursday, so, circumstantial butt sex seemed like the right way to go.'

by tjs248 October 22, 2009

circumstatus

Noun, the official classification of a man's penis. e.g. circumcised or uncircumcised

Example 1:
Boyfriend: "At the pub tonight some guy used me as a human shield while he dipped his todger in his mate's pint. Then he gave it to his friend to drink."
Girlfriend: "OMG, was he circumcised?"
Boyfriend: "I didn't look that closely! Why does his circumstatus matter?!"

Example 2:
Girl #1: "So, I hooked up with this totally hot guy at a club this weekend... he was Italian!"
Girl #2: "Really? I've heard about European men.. what was his circumstatus?"

by IanDC July 18, 2011

exsextional circumstances

When two friends have sex, clearly acknowledging beforehand that they are transgressing friendship boundaries. This is a one-off affair, occuring under exceptional circustances. All in all, sketch.

Bernard to Andrea: "Right, I'll get a condom, but remember, this is under exsextional circumstances."

by NORAV March 1, 2009

circumsandwich

A sandwich with the crust cut off.

And the Lord came to Moses in a dream and said, "You shall circumcise all of the sandwiches among the people, cutting the crusts off all the sandwiches you shall consume. And this circumsandwich shall be a covenant with me and the people until the end of the age.

by Jackson Montana February 19, 2011

circumsatio

Performing the act of fellatio on a circumsized penis, a convenient act because the head is exposed and ready for lips and tongue.

Most jews receive circumsatio.

by jewdawg February 9, 2005

Womp and Circumstance

The anthem which is played on graduation day/night for those who didn't meet the necessary academic standards for graduation, or in other words, for those who womped in school (to make use of the word coined by T.J. from the cartoon series, 'Recess')

(In the setting of a high school auditorium):

"Oh, they're playing 'womp and circumstance', Charlie should be processing out any second."

by Motieu September 12, 2011