by Balanced1 April 25, 2022
Get the small circumcised filipino cock mug.One time a few wiffens past when kings, queens and jesters roamed the world, there was a king. He did bad things. He was a crooked king who wrongfully burned birds, chopped up chinese people, and threw their remains into his moat. On a certain day the albinos got fed up with his wrong doings. The albinos never did like to get tortured with red hot shafts being impaled into their belly buttons, how could you blame them anyway?
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
by T-Jayzel May 27, 2005
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Used to describe a morbidly skinny individual with very large facial/cranial features. Closely resembles the morphology of a circumcised penis.
Being circumcised is a very common trait in overweight individuals who, for whatever reasons, have rapidly lost a substantial amount of weight.
Being circumcised is a very common trait in overweight individuals who, for whatever reasons, have rapidly lost a substantial amount of weight.
1) ...Pointing at a crackhead with a swollen face, "That individual is most certainly circumcised."
2) After his bout with bubonic plague, the once 418 pound man had been circumcised.
2) After his bout with bubonic plague, the once 418 pound man had been circumcised.
by estupido April 13, 2005
Get the circumcised mug.Someone with a penis so small they feel compelled to over exagerate and exaserbate every situation to the fullest!
A terrible drain on society who can expect to acomplish no more in life than my semen will in going down the shower drain!
See also Allan!
A terrible drain on society who can expect to acomplish no more in life than my semen will in going down the shower drain!
See also Allan!
You over circumcized fuck you remind me of allen!
Man i can see why you are so angry! The doctor created one over circumcized fuck! (girl said to allen)
Man i can see why you are so angry! The doctor created one over circumcized fuck! (girl said to allen)
by The Magnum March 17, 2008
Get the Over Circumcized Fuck mug.Circumsiced people have nearly no feeling in their dicks. For them it feels nice but if they would know how it would be if they had a normal penis... They would jump in the air and just be happy.
Need to run to the supermarket or put something from their mouths on their dicks to be able to feel something.
Need to run to the supermarket or put something from their mouths on their dicks to be able to feel something.
Why do you know that your circumsiced dick is better than a normal one? WHY? You got circumsiced when you were some days old and you can't get your old dick? You feel less!
If a person with a circumsiced dick has sex it feels on a normal penis like a fly would land. END
If a person with a circumsiced dick has sex it feels on a normal penis like a fly would land. END
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