Circumcision

Ooooooooooowwww! (from the Latin for "oooooooowwww!")

Circumcision? "Uhh...could you talk about something else? Like prison rape? Anything?" -Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

circumsized

Tamed by birth; hair cut for the throbbing stick of love

I could tell that he was Jewish by his dick -or-
I love going to temple its full of clean dicks

by chadchode May 10, 2003

auto circumcision

the act of retracting the foreskin of the penis and keeping it retracted all the time so it appears to others to be circumcised; auto circumcision is popular among circumcision fetishists, especially some gays, who believe the circumcised penis is the most attractive; a dude who is auto circumcised looks cut to the casual observer in the locker room but still has his foreskin.

Dude 1: hey, i didnt know you're circumcised.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better.
Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth.
Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself.

by Jason Corrigan June 17, 2008

circumsized

When you get the skin on your dick cut off (the excessive skin that's there, it's a lot cleaner and more sanitary)

I got circumsized when i was like 2 days old (i'm glad i did it then and not having to get it done this year)

by some polak November 2, 2004

circumsized

The end result of being circumcised, meaning having the foreskin cut off since it is an unncessary tag of skin which, when tightly binding the glans or tip of the penis, may cause infection and even disease.

"I was happy that my parents, who provided food and drink when I couldn't and gave me shelter without consulting me, took all their responsibilities seriously and had me circumsized."

"Counter to anticirc opinions, being circumsized or not has nothing to do with sexual pleasure according to a detailed study of many men, both intact and cut, in the New England Journal of Medicine."

by clean cut, MD December 28, 2005

circumcision sandwich

A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.

A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.

by Cockeyedbob December 1, 2017

Circumcision

Cutting off your foreskin to make your cock smoother

My friend Dawson is a pussy cuz he wants a circumcision

by Barney5264 January 18, 2021