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cruncher

n.- an object that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces
v.- the act of crumbling or crunching something up into little pieces.
adj.- used to describe something that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces.
v.- the act of kicking somebody's ass because they did something stupid.
1. God damnit Mikey, ever since you threw those Oreos everywhere there are little crunchers all over the place.
2. If you don't pick up those Oreos right now I'm gonna cruncher your ass.
3. God damnit Mikey, those Cheese-its you put in my pillow case are all cruncher now.
by Dustin Bieber Fan September 1, 2010
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Chunce

When one smokes the reefer all the time and gets that head fog which makes you feel fuckin brain dead. Most prominent in smokers of British street skunk which bamboozles the thoughts into mush even faster.
"Feel like i'm in a permanent state of chunce these days"

"Looks like Joe's come down with a serious case of chunceitus!"
by Fisherman George November 26, 2019
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crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.
Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night
by Bubba D March 21, 2008
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Churchead

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)
by samgoody January 10, 2010
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granola cruncher

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.
A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.
by Granola June 15, 2007
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cruncheweesy

Word created by Taco Bell to support their new Cheesy Gordita Crunch. A combination of the words Crunchy, Chewy, and Cheesy.
"This new Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell is the shit!"
"Yeah, MMM. Cruncheweesy!"
by LKAT September 22, 2005
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number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.
by Light Joker January 1, 2007
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