Crushies

Crushies is when you like someone and when you see them your chest starts to feel tight and you get butterflies.

Eg: " Ugh I have the crushies because of you :/ "

by I ❤️ D.M October 2, 2018

Chrusciel

An interesting type of pizza created where you throw hundreds of pepperoni onto a pizza without looking

Oh yeah baby Chrusciel them pepperonis on

by BigGThe1st February 11, 2020

Wedge Christie

A slutty girlfriend who sleeps with all your friends and videotapes it, for post session MA. Much like a group of trainee ski instructors who perform Wedge Christies in a large group, in public, whilst watching each other and also videotaping it for MA.

Ski instructor trainer: "Hey have you tried wedge Christie?"

Trainee:"oh yeah, we all did one after another, yesterday."

by Hs300 November 28, 2013

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

by Shouse March 19, 2008

Chrystie

The most beautiful woman in the world. If you have a Chrystie in your life don’t ever let her go because she is simply the best thing that will ever happen to you. She loves God with a love so far beyond herself, she helps and provides for everyone so selflessly, she’s raising two of the most precious little boys, and on top of having the biggest prettiest heart, she has a smile that’ll melt your heart and bring you to your knees. Chrystie’s eyes reflect drops of dew in the green grass mixed with honey and beams of sunshine. If you know a Chrystie love her with everything you have because once you lose her you’ll never be the same

I’m in love with Chrystie

by Saveddbygrace November 30, 2018

Nagatha Christie

An old nag; when Linda Belcher was being annoying, Bob called her Nagatha Christie

"Oh yeah? What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Christien

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. All the girls want him and and guys want to be him. He is very faithful and would never cheat on the one he loves. He only wants to be trusted and told the truth. He would do anything for someone who matters to him.

All the boys are jealous of him! Well obviously, it's Christien!

by youreamazing<3 January 5, 2011