Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

ritz chips

A very addicting snack. Made of baked ritz crackers and come in a variety of flavors.

I had to go to rehab for my Ritz Chips addiction.

by rapsux February 28, 2005

Balmy Chips

Cool Beans.
Cool.
Neat.

How'd your day go?
It went okay.
Balmy Chips!

by Will Connelly and Tony Eccles December 3, 2007

ghetto chips

A bag of ramen noodles crushed and shaken up with the seasoning powder. Props if you can crush them up without puncturing the bag they come in. Requires no water.

I was so poor in college that my lunch every day was a bag of ghetto chips during my two-hour lecture.

by Joe Sherrod July 31, 2006

Chips and Salsa

the act of consuming tortilla crisps and a spicy mixed dip of onions, tomatoes and other spices.

I just want to sit at home and chips and salsa.

by RikaRika March 3, 2010

Chips Funga

It's a Kenyan slang term for a chick involved in a one night stand .The guy never calls her after.
Most of the times she or they regret it later but still go on having one night stands.

Guy 1 : Hey ,remember the fine lass I was with last night ?

Guy 2 : Yes.How can I forget. You said you wanted to bang her bad.

Guy 1 : Well apparently I got some.Didn't even ask for her number.

Guy 2 : Nice!!! She's just a chips funga now....and in. some was...so are you.haha

by Brian254 June 10, 2014

chinsel fiber

Little pieces of debris in an unwanted area. Usually prick hairs, crumbs, or dust that is hard to remove.

Dude I spent all day cleaning my car trying to get rid of all them chinsel fibers .

by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016