Shakey Cheese

Another name for store-bought Parmesan cheese that comes in a plastic cylindrical container, commonly used as topping on spaghetti dishes.

Can you pass the shakey cheese?

by coolarmydude March 16, 2017

cheebabong

A word used to imitate an explosion.
Used widely around Mr Lee Sze Meng.

you see the Star Wars “pew pew pew, cheebabong”

by Candiceballs January 26, 2023

Virginia cheesesteak

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling

I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak

by Cheesyps August 28, 2019

cheesy bob

The name for a wood louse, apparently originating in Guildford, Surrey, UK and known only to those from the town.

"Oh no, there's a cheesy bob on the floor! Quick, put it outside."

by blinxi May 19, 2009

Cheese dust

The remnants found at the bottom of the bag after eating a bag of Cheetos, Doritos, or anything other cheesy snack food.

Cheese dust is awesome when sprinkled on popcorn-- just don't snort it.

by l1nchp1n March 11, 2011

Cream Cheesus

A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.

Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019

john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019