by Lynntia May 22, 2009
Get the Chasing Paper mug.It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.
Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."
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Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...
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Get the Sack chasing dirty butt mug.A task that is meaningless. Void of purpose or virtue. A circular path, leading to no particular destination.
One book of the bible uses this phrase many times. Ecclesiastes
One book of the bible uses this phrase many times. Ecclesiastes
Bob - "I drove my Chevy to the ground, Dear God, now I need a new one."
Greg - "Chasing the Wind eh? Try buying a car that's not designed to fail at clockwork precision."
Greg - "Chasing the Wind eh? Try buying a car that's not designed to fail at clockwork precision."
by danielbrowniel October 18, 2008
Get the Chasing the Wind mug.I stole millions of dollars from charities, old ladies trust funds, and childrens hospitals. Hey man don't judge me, I was just chasing the cake!
by LUkeass April 13, 2010
Get the chasing the cake mug.Excerpts from "Chasing Amy" Scene, where Silent BOB explains to Holden & Jay, why he's still chasing Amy.
BOB
You're chasing Amy.
...
BOB
(to Holden)
So there's me an Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then about four months in, I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Dumb move, I know, but you know how it is - you don't really want to know, but you just have to... stupid guy bullshit. Anyway she starts telling me all about him - how they dated for years, lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But then she tells me that a couple times, he brought other people to bed with them - menage a tois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind. I mean, I'm not used to that sort of
thing, right? I was raised Catholic.
JAY
Saint Shithead.
*Silent Bob backhands him. Jay raises his fist as if to
strike.*
BOB
Do something.
(to Holden)
So I get weirded out, and just start blasting her, right? This is the only way I can deal with it - by calling her a slut, and telling her that she was used - I mean, I'm out for blood I want to hurt her - because I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling. And I'm like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and she's telling me that it was that time, in that place, and she didn't do anything wrong, so she's not gonna apologize. So I tell her it's over, and I walk.
JAY
Fucking a.
BOB
No, idiot. It was a mistake. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small - like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level or never be enough for her or something. And what I didn't get was that she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away...
*Everyone's silent Silent Bob lights a cigarette.*
BOB
So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy...
(takes a drag from his smoke)
So to speak.
BOB
You're chasing Amy.
...
BOB
(to Holden)
So there's me an Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then about four months in, I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Dumb move, I know, but you know how it is - you don't really want to know, but you just have to... stupid guy bullshit. Anyway she starts telling me all about him - how they dated for years, lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But then she tells me that a couple times, he brought other people to bed with them - menage a tois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind. I mean, I'm not used to that sort of
thing, right? I was raised Catholic.
JAY
Saint Shithead.
*Silent Bob backhands him. Jay raises his fist as if to
strike.*
BOB
Do something.
(to Holden)
So I get weirded out, and just start blasting her, right? This is the only way I can deal with it - by calling her a slut, and telling her that she was used - I mean, I'm out for blood I want to hurt her - because I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling. And I'm like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and she's telling me that it was that time, in that place, and she didn't do anything wrong, so she's not gonna apologize. So I tell her it's over, and I walk.
JAY
Fucking a.
BOB
No, idiot. It was a mistake. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small - like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level or never be enough for her or something. And what I didn't get was that she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away...
*Everyone's silent Silent Bob lights a cigarette.*
BOB
So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy...
(takes a drag from his smoke)
So to speak.
When a guy meets a great girl, and loses her. Pride, fear & self doubt get in the way of him appreciating who he is with.
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