Chastigasm

The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".

Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.

by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010

chasing cars

"Chasing Cars" is the third single from the UK band Snow Patrol's fourth album entitled Eyes Open. It was released on July 24, 2006 in the UK

The phrase "Chasing Cars" came from Gary Lightbody's father, in reference to a girl Lightbody was infatuated with, "You're like a dog chasing a car. You'll never catch it and you wouldn't know what to do with it if you did."

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads

I need your grace
to remind me
to find my own

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

by Eoin Maxwell January 13, 2008

Chasing a bag

Meaning your getting to that money ...AndreDuhGreat

Chasing a bag I'm gonna stay focus and chase this bag.

by AndreDuhGreat December 22, 2016

Chasing the Widow

A manoeuvre exclusively applied to older, typically menopausal women, to “Chase the Widow” is to furiously stimulate the elderly woman’s erogenous zones in the (often futile) attempt to moisten it for penetrative purposes.

Person A: “Hey, I saw you take that old GILF back home last night, how’d it go?”

Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.

by Scullsworth August 30, 2020

Chasing Amy

From the movie Chasing Amy, it means when you dump someone who was perfect for you for a reason that you eventually realize was not worth ending the relationship for. However, by this time it's already too late. The other person no longer feels the same way about you, but you will spend the rest of your right regretting this decision that you can never change.

G1 - I'm falling hard for this guy, but I don't think I can stay with him.
G2 - Why not?
G1 - He tries to act like he isn't, but he's definitely still in love with one of his ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty sure he's Chasing Amy.

by polkadotazn November 27, 2012

Chasing the Heat

Someone who 'Chases the Heat' is someone who loves to eat spicy food, usually are either a chili head or are becoming one, seeks the 'high' from eating spicy things (release of endorphins and dopamine) and always tries to build up their pain tolerance so they can go further on the scoville scale.

Chasing the heat - Eating spicy food because you both have a morbid enjoyment for pain,and love the endorphin rush it'll give you.
"Hi I'm Johnny Scoville and today we are going to chase the heat, I got 8 Carolina Reaper peppers here..."

by PredatorialDemonicWarrior November 1, 2018

Chassidy

Often quite beautiful, charming, and intelligent very caring and sweet. Someone who has been mostly very kind to people and hasnt been given the fairest chances. Notices all the good things in people. Makes people feel comofortable and free to be themselves. Is loved by everyone but maybe not always for the ways wanted.

What a sweetheart she is such a Chassidy.

by iluforever007 February 7, 2010