Charmin Smile

When going down on a woman- you come up with a mouthful of toilet paper.

I went down on that fat girl that i met at the check cashing store last night- and i came up with a Charmin Smile.
We're getting married next week

by Aaron Weisberg August 13, 2007

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

Charming

Hoarding the Charmin during a social distancing crisis

That guy is Charming.

by Kiman44 March 26, 2020

charming

also very romantic

my boyfriend is so charming he made a trail of a dozen roses leading to a picnic beneath a waterfall

by *grin* February 6, 2004

squeeze the charmin

1. A stealth Grope Hug in which one person squeezes anothers butt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or lust with singles.

Jane: Look at that body builder Mary!
Mary: Oh wow. Wish i could 'squeeze the charmin' on him!

by Dragonman September 1, 2008

Charmonix

A new insult for any female or male who has the following qualities:
-Cunt
-Bitch
-Slut/Whore/Skank/Skeez
-Nymphomaniac
-Ig'nant
-Cheating
-Sucks a lot of dick
-Pathological Liar

-"Daaaayum, did you hear that, that new girl is asking guys about their dick sizes!?"
-"What a fucking Charmonix."

by smyd69566 December 12, 2010

Charming

To get your way, in a non-treatning way.

I have my ways of functioning in the world, but that guy! He is so charming, I lose my ideals.

by LogiXYZ November 11, 2019