Cardonaville

Last stop on the trainwreck express line for teams who are soooooo overrrated, they lose to football teams that are lucky to have enough in their budgets to afford uniforms. Town was named for one Edwin Cardona, the father of all bandwagon jumpers. Legend has it that after losing to the New York Jets in Super Bowl III, coach Don Shula proclaimed "What can I say, we were "Cardona'd". Mike Tyson himself, on losing to Buster Douglas, exclaimed "I don't think I was over confident or took Buster lightly, I just woke up this mornning and had the mark of the "Cardona"; I lost that fight before I even left my house."

Keith Jackson: "Whoa Nelly... I do believe that after losing to Div. II Appalachian State, Michigan has caught the last train to Cardonaville."

by robaphonic September 14, 2007

Chardonnay

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she will never let you down no matter what and she will always be by your side. Without her you r nothing. With her you are safe; shes someone you can depend on when no one cares about you

you are such a chardonnay

by MR. P.i.M.P March 17, 2010

Chardon

(n.) a shortening of Chardonnay, a tasty white wine.

Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"

Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"

Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."

Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"

by Da Sperminator May 18, 2011

chadrool

a stupid person, a brain with the intellect of a squash

Hey Chadrool, a ba fongole, wadda you numbnuts or what?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

charde'

a really cool chick who is real dingy at moments and she is cute

Damn she is real fine. What is ha name bro?? Yo i heard her name is Charde'.

by Quiinyucka May 5, 2009

Chardonnaunty

Noun - (portmanteau)
An aunty who is often drunk on wine.

My brother has a kid and now I'm a proud chardonnaunty.

by Maggielove October 12, 2017

charded it up

To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.

As Mark dropped a catch he was berated by his friends because he charded it up.

by Richard J Joyce August 3, 2005