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cani

the spanish translation of "chav"
Its a new race of retard-teenagers wich wear pink caps,all the ugly and cheap jewelry they can get, and nike or adidas tracksuits,24/7, no matter where or when , and also they are stoned almost all the day. all of them want to be djs when they grow up cuz they love that shitty music...they get patheticly mad listening at it.....they hardly know what is the school and lot of them cant read
Spanish
cani_1: eh tu pelo burra dame un cigarro
cani_2: una polla que solo me queda uno..(mentira)

English
cani_1: hey u sucker give me a cigarette
cani_2: fuck u, I ve got just the last one..(lying)
by dilreyn February 13, 2008
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Caniflurator

n. A made up object used to imply that you know how a device operates
"Hey Joe, how did they get the video to play on the Plasma screen." They ran some wire, plugged it in an added a caniflurator to get the signal to the set.
by Barrzy December 10, 2006
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Canine-American

An alternative for the word "Dog". First used in Dr. Seuss' Cat in the Hat from 2003.
Cat: 'Okay, I have a problem with the word "Dog". I don't use the D-Word per se 'cause I think it's really wrong. Yeah. But I'll happily hold your Canine-American, yeah. More comfortable with that, really, yeah."
by Dilly Mackey February 25, 2019
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tea canister

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.
If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?
by Craq September 12, 2005
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Chanice

A very beautiful girl. Intelligent. Amazing. Trust-worthy. One of the best friends you will ever have. Loves to live life. Has gorgeous eyes and a pretty smile. Wonderful talking skills and fun to be around. Slick comebacks (so watch out). May like to flirt. Doesn't care what people think about her. Loves herself. Just an all-around, good, down-to-earth, beautiful person.
BOY: "Wow did you see Chanice today?"
GIRL: "Yeah. She looks beautiful."

BOY: "Chanice is so fun to be around!"
GIRL: "I know. I love to hang with her."

BOY: "My girlfriend, Chanice, is amazing."
GIRL: "Your lucky to have someone like her."
by Nicole'11 May 23, 2010
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tryhard canister

When a person has played so much of a game that he is now bored and not going to play serious - He is out of 'Tryhard Canister'
JK47 is out of tryhard canister, he is going to greif!
by JcK553 May 18, 2016
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Canine Penis

The penis of a canine has many differences when compared to a human penis.

When docile, the penis remains in the dog's sheath to keep it sterile, moist, and protected. The penis usually leaves its sheath when the canine is aroused (not to be confused with erect) or when he is thrusting.

The penis itself is usually red or pink in color and is composed of a membrane layer that is similar to what's on the inside of your mouth. It does not become 'erect' until after successful penetration. Instead, the stud's penis maintains its shape with a bone called the baculum.

When finally "erect", a thick "knot" at the end of the penis fills with blood and swells several times its flaccid size. This is called the Bulbus Glandis, and it keeps the male dog tied -- or knotted -- to the female dog, which prevents any reproductive liquids from leaking, thus improving the chances of a large or successful litter.

Finally, a male dog's penis does not feel pleasure in the same way that a human penis would. Where stroking of human's penis (i.e. by a hand, vagina, mouth, etc.) brings pleasure to the man, the opposite is true for a canine, as it'd only cause discomfort and irritation if prolonged. Instead, the stud's penis responds mostly to pressure behind its bulbus glandis, which insures that the knot stays 'erect' when the female's vulva is clenching behind it.
Uneducated friend: Haha, look at Spike's Red Rocket! My dog has a boner!

Educated friend: That's just his canine penis being forced out of its sheath by his baculum because he's sitting down.

Uneducated friend: Dude, how do you even know all that? You must be some zoo weirdo.

Educated friend: Please bury yourself in a hole and take your prejudice with you.

Uneducated friend: You're just offended because you're a zoophile!

Educated friend: It's idiots like you that keep science and education from advancing.
by ShockingTruth September 23, 2013
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