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Champagne Fart 

1. A fart that is bubbly in nature

2. A fart that makes a liquidy bubbly

sound resembling diarhea.

3. A truly disgusting, juicy, bubbly fart that sounds as though the person has just dropped a liquid bubble bomb in their pants.
Anna: That was disgusting! Do you need to wipe?

James: No, it was just a Champagne Fart
Champagne Fart by Squeeby July 7, 2010

Champagne Dream 

Noun. A grandiose desire to obtain some or all first-class indulgences that are completely out of reach due to financial burden or strain, causing either maxed-out credit lines and / or leeching on to someone who is well-funded.
Ex.

Chris: "Wow. He's giving Casanova a run for his money the way he seduces these trust fund women."

Bailey: "Yeah, but his champagne dream will dry up when they leave him down and out."

champagne flush 

A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.

First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.

The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.

You'll be gushing to try it.
"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."

"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."

"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"

"Why of course Ginger!"

champagne room 

A room in a strip club where you get a bunch of girls for yourself and as much champagne as you want so that you get shitfaced. It normally costs around 100-300 dollars to get in there.
Even though there are hella strippers naked in the champagne room, there is no sex allowed.

champagne confetti 

you wont regret me, champagne confetti”

3D - Jungkook ft Jack Harlow
champagne confetti by itzmeemzy05 September 29, 2023

Champagne-A-Rone

Drinking Champagne while chaperoning a dance, event, or other gathering in which individuals need a close watch.

Drunk on champagne after winning a championship ring rang.
AK was asked if he would chaperone his little sisters prom, he responded by stating he would only go if he could be a Champagne-A-Rone. He sister asked, whats that? He replied with while I am chaperoning can I drink champagne like I just won a championship rang.
Champagne-A-Rone by B. Wayner April 12, 2010