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chafer

A chafer: one whose weight is so extreme that the legs grate together or 'chaf'. Usually associated with a gravity affected ass, almost on the floor.
S/he's enormous, what a chafer!
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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Loomis Chaffee

Loomis Chaffee, known as "Loomis" is an elite boarding school in Windsor CT. It's known for a beautiful campus, surprisingly down-to-earth students, and lacrosse. Lacrosse. Lacrosse.


Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.

Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.

As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.

Townies hate us for some reason.

To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.
(Fictional conversation, fictional names.)
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."

Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."

Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"
by Old Alum June 27, 2008
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chafupa

A particular type of fupa that results from excessive Taco Bell consumption. Unlike most fupas, a chafupa is typically seen as a positive attribute, as it indicates that the person both has good taste and will be very low-maintenance in a dating context.
Friend 1: "Ew, what a large fupa! I automatically dislike that person."
Friend 2: "Oh, no, that's Sean. He eats every meal at Taco Bell, so it's actually a chafupa."
Friend 1: "Oh! Well that is quite impressive, and I believe I would like to date him."
by Constance Hernández April 26, 2014
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chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.
I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!
by bt February 20, 2003
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chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.
"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"
by Eric.. July 1, 2005
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Chaff

In politics, a countermeasure to Free Speech protections whereby threatening information is discredited by associating it with already-discredited information.
Citizen journalists are publishing articles about how our healthcare reform bill is really designed to work in favor of our interests and at the expense of minorities! We can't censor them! Quick! Publish a bunch of Chaff about UFOs and a Flat Earth and link it to their sites! That way it'll look like only conspiracy theorists view this kind of stuff and no one will take it seriously!

Yes, I know that when you see this book about the War on Amazon it says that all the customers also purchased books about Nazism and Holocaust denial, but that's just Chaff intended to make it look guilty by association.
by Forgiver July 25, 2017
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Chafter

This is a term used mainly in South-Eastern Ireland. It means to see someone later or see them "after". Another widely used term is shlater which means pretty much the same thing.
"Aw sorry man I have to go, chafter!"
"Shit my mom is callin' me, chafter!"
by Eoin Tabb March 26, 2008
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