carphone warehouse

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.

Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...

by oracle March 12, 2004

cephalic

of or relating to the head or brain

that rock looks almost cephalic

by nocklmnop June 1, 2006

"celph titled"

the illest rapper alive. he is the landmine lieutenant, the mutha fuckin mutha fucka, the rubix cuban, the ammunition magician.

he is part of Army of the Pharaohs and Demigodz.

"in the bathroom with a tommy gun droppin' gangsta shit"

"handgun: automatic, shotgun: pump action
me with your wife: thats automatic pump action"

"celph titled" would crash a bike into my face and leave me with a handlebar mustache.

by GenocideGeneral January 27, 2009

Cephalopodophile

An individual who engages in sexual acts with a Cephalopod i.e. a Squid, Octopus, Baby Kraken.

This act is mostly displayed in hentai where it is kind of hot and a little bit funny. In real life however, it's just gross because most Cephalopods are slimy and moist.

You watch so much Tentacle Hentai that you may as well be a Cephalopodophile, seriously, it's becoming a problem

by Max Harley September 9, 2010

Cephalalgia

1. the medical term for a head-ache

2. an excuse not to go to school/work

I'm sorry, I won't be able to make it to work today, I'm suffereing with rather bad cephalalgia.

by land down-under March 18, 2009

Cerpaids

A very and dangerous condition in which a person contracts Herpes, Aids, and is diagnosed with Cancer all in the same week. Symptoms include massive swelling of the genital region.

Hey did you hear Abraham got Cerpaids? Next thing you know he gets hepatitis too!

by Mr.Burrito May 16, 2010

cephalorectal colocation

A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.

The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.

by trolleyman October 19, 2013