hair cave

hair cave, noun

1. a hairstyle favored by women who are overweight or think they are. The typical hair cave frames the face while covering the sides of it so the roundness or fattiness of the face is concealed, giving the appearance of someone looking out of a cave made of hair.

The hair cave on Amanda's facebook picture didn't fool anyone.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

chocolate cave dweller

Pejorative term referring to ones proclivity for anal sex, typically reserved for homosexual males.

That Carl is a real chocolate cave dweller.

Or

I'm no stranger to chocolate cave dwelling.

by Turdf69 May 19, 2016

Casey

A Casey is someone who is always on the front lines. Weather it’s dishing out shit or taking it, they’re always there for the people they care about. Casey’s may not be as strong on the outside but on the inside, they can endure anything. Casey’s are funny, charming, intelligent, and (to the best of human knowledge) there has never been an ugly Casey. No matter what happens, Casey’s will always be there to make sure everything is alright. They are the first on the battlefield and the last to leave. Casey’s are the most loyal, trusting, and caring people anyone can have the wish of knowing.

Also they have gigantic cocks (or tits or whatever girls have)

Holy FUCK it’s a fucking Casey

by Ass Blasterson 69 July 6, 2018

Cave Story

A very fun -if difficult at times- indie computer game made by Studio Pixel that spent 5 years in development. It follows the story of a silent, nameless protagonist with amnesia trying to save a bunch of rabbit people. As the story unfolds, the player will meet new friends and enemies, find new and powerful weapons, and unveil treachery like the world hasn't seen since ebaumsworld.

It also has music better than most recent big name bands, and a secret level that will steal your soul.

The secret level in Cave Story stole my soul, but I got it back when I won.

by monkeylator July 22, 2007

Caveat Dorito

Beware skinny girls who like junk food

Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.

by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007

Carey tavern

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.

Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!

by Barofregret August 5, 2018

so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011