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Simon Carr 

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool
Simon Carr by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019
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Dylan carr 

eats jobbys out a bowl
man 1 - ew are you eating jobbys out a bowl

man 2 - yes im doing what dylan carr dose

ar'mahn carr-allen 

A Sexy Horny virgin who Girlfriend had to go to fucking Lynnhaven Middle School and he loves Game Of thrones, American dad etc also Mesaun is a Longang Ricegum Pauer bitch ass hoe hehe, Also Dolly and Dolly 2 are ok as friends its really 50 50 but theyre alright and oh yeah I forgot Werra she meh like iceman from the 60s
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Clayton Carr

The act of oneself, eating, sleeping and not bathing on a regular basis.
Also includes the act of over Jackin' Off.
Oh shit! You just Clayton Carr'd in your pants!


OH OH OH OH I CLATON CARR YOU, OH BABY!!!!
Clayton Carr by fuschiashirtedgirl October 20, 2008

Caleb Carr 

A guy who can't shoot basketball, fails every subject, is about 4 ft. tall, and might be a woman
Boy 1: "That guy sucks at basketball"
Boy 2: "Yah he is a total Caleb Carr"
Caleb Carr by Chef'n'25 September 3, 2016

Jacob Carr 

A really good farmer that likes to play farming simulator. They also like to rip fish apart at bonfires. Their swing got broke by two big nibbas.
Dude, stop trying to til the dirt, you're being a Jacob Carr right now.
Jacob Carr by Bantsy September 24, 2019