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Car

an object which typically has 4 (or sometimes 3) wheels , 4 or 2 doors (depends on speed, the faster the less (there are exceptions)) and is controlled by a human.

Cars also like to murder people... a lot, exactly 38,824 in the US in 2020 alone.

These things can weigh anywhere from ~200kg to 20 tons (440 lbs to 44k lbs), but it usually about 2 tons, that's where the phrase "2 ton death machine" comes from.

Sometimes people even have sex in them.
Dude 1: Here comes a Car!
dude 2: Which one?
by idkmyname1647 June 13, 2023
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a-car

This is an ambulance. It is just abveviated.
Call for the a-car. Someone just had an accident.
by Rochelle January 10, 2005
mugGet the a-carmug.

car

I drove my car to the top of the mountain. The sex was aamazing.
by thatradtallguy June 8, 2020
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car

Something with 4 wheels and 0 boobies.
Check out that car. Zero B00bage.
by Elvo July 16, 2007
mugGet the carmug.

Car

Car. A nickname for a friend that can be very annoying and stupid at times. They are very dirty minded and most likely gay. But through all of that they are someone you generally care for and learn to put up with.
Bekah: “Hey who’s you’re friend over there?”

Zo:” Oh he’s Car he is such a idiot sometimes but he is a good person... once you get used to him.”
Muff:”Hey... I like muffins!”

(noted I just added that last part cause I wanted to :p)
by TotallynotBekam July 9, 2018
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car

by Steve January 26, 2004
mugGet the carmug.

Car

I am a car
Me: i am a car
by Y u reading my name? March 22, 2021
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