What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
by Walter Johnston August 2, 2006
Jorts worn by guys who think they are really tough. They are so baggy that they end up looking like European manpris.
Person 1: Ew look at those manpris on that metrosexual.
Person 2: Naw sucka that's a true G. Dose is shorts.
Person 1: Haha no. They are way too long. If you don't want to call them capris you have to admit they're cholo capris. You can only see his ankles!
Person 2: Naw sucka that's a true G. Dose is shorts.
Person 1: Haha no. They are way too long. If you don't want to call them capris you have to admit they're cholo capris. You can only see his ankles!
by JWSZ July 17, 2009
by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022
The act of putting a custom "KRAZY Straw" into someones anus in order to suck out the contents. (Krazy Straws are custom plastic straw with a persons' name. Preferably the person having their ass capri-sunned).
"Cheyenne will never go near that ass, but get her drunk enough and she might be down for a capri-sunning"
by FunnyBunny98701 March 24, 2019
Long, usually denim shorts worn by urban miscreants in the southern US that resemble the female "non-pants" known as capris. The desired effect is to look like a child who raided his father's drawers. See also: Hoodlum High-waters
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock August 18, 2011
Pants or trousers, usually GAP cotton khakis, that are several inches too short for a man to really be wearing.
Hey Josh, do not wear man capris to work again. Get some trousers that fit you now that you have graduated from college and are no longer in the 8th grade.
by newelisms August 24, 2008
by Kar3n January 29, 2009