Canopus

A word of exclamation used to describe such strange phenomenon as when a closeted beastialist sniffs the anus of a pregnant dog to get a semi-permanent boner.

Verb: canopus(sed;sing)
Adjective: canopussy

That scraggy old man is canopussing Tim's dog.

During his childhood, Allen used to canopus his Danish Labrador whenever his parents would go out.

"...and Benedict beamed through his bushy moustache, appearing canopussy and content." - The Great Gatsby

by The Oxford Dictionary (c) January 18, 2013

Canoyjalated

When something is so fucked up your dad has to stop what he’s doing

Dave: the fucking lawnmower is all canoyjalated again

Fred: I’m sorry father

by Bigcockman420 December 11, 2021

Canoy

A sexual otherhalf experience

I had a more Nelson than all Nelson today and fucking Canoyed in my pants.

by Girl with the canoy May 12, 2022

chanopy

A canopy with a bunch of Chinese people under it.

While I was down at the lake, I noticed a large Chinese family putting up their chanopy.

by evileviee July 21, 2023

Canpoy

canpoy (noun)

A legendary structure that may or may not exist, frequently mentioned with great confidence and absolutely no spelling awareness.

A ceremonial shade, cover, or shelter—especially one confidently requested by a boss—whose true power lies in its ability to unite staff through shared silent laughter.

“Don’t forget the canpoy for assembly,” he said, unknowingly strengthening team morale for years to come

by NotJackBlackClone February 23, 2026

canopering

To get somone to open up emotionally, prying into them and pressing to get them to have emotional growth or revelations, sometimes against the will of the person being canopered

we gotta canoper this guy
yeah chris really canopered me
yeah were in the middle of canopering this guy, real tough one but we'll get em.

by FrutigerAero August 28, 2025