Rat Coffin

A meat pie or sausage roll with low quality meat.

I can’t wait to wrap my laughing gear around a couple of rat coffins this arvo.

by Mazzy213 January 11, 2022

in a coffin

To be extremely intoxicated, especialy from alcohol.

Last night dog, I had some of that hen mixed with hypnotic, I was in a coffin!!

by APOLLOSTEES May 21, 2005

Coffin Jockey

A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

by gouldbags May 6, 2006

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011

caffeine junkie

Someone who is addicted to coffee/other caffeinated beverages. Most college students are caffeine junkies.

Kevin: Holy shit, how are you not late to class? You were sending me snaps at 5 am last night!
Student 2: Drank 5 cups of coffee.
Kevin: Caffeine junkie...

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

XBox Coffin

The specially designed cardboard box sent by Microsoft when your Xbox 360 breaks, usually from the Red Ring of Death.

Note: You have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.

Shit, I got the red ring... Now I have to call Microsoft and get them to send me a damn Xbox Coffin.

by roachymart October 21, 2009