cucked

Synonymous with "cuckolded." One whose wife has had sexual relations with another man (in modern use, often with the husband's approval) has been cucked.

When his wife took her lover in front of him, he knew he had been cucked.

by John Todd June 30, 2006

Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

by Food41 December 5, 2012

Cucked by John

What happens when your main man just steals yo girl.

Damn, Spencer just got cucked by John!

by Amews March 7, 2017

Cracked out the wazoo

used to describe a state of being where you have ascended your basic skills and over peform on everything

i just got a triple kill in the kindergarden, im cracked out the wazoo rn

by gingerwarrior69 September 20, 2021

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

by DutchScum May 28, 2010

Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009

half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.

You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!

by RobbyPants June 27, 2007