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Cumshot

When a man uses his warm water gun on a woman, this can cause severe burns to the eye, pussy and nipples when shot in the direction of these. The only place you are meant to shoot your white liquid water gun is a woman's mouth (or man if that's your thing). This creates a sweet flavour and a texture similar to an egg yolk.
Zoi: OH BABY PLEASE SHOOT YOUR CUMSHOT IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT

Big Zaddy Arki Papi: Say less baby
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
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Cumshot

When a man enjoys something too much and masturbates he does a cumshot
He did a massicve sticky white cumshot and I ate it
by cum_master December 19, 2022
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cumshot

a name that a cat has
say hello to my cat, cumshot!
by huuhhhh July 10, 2024
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CumShot

When a security you own, usually a crypto coin, randomly and abundantly shoots up in value.
We thought ‘shitcoin’ was a scam, turns out it was an instant cumshot.
by Couchdenter July 25, 2025
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cumshot put

When a man ejaculates onto another persons back usually after having intercourse doggy-style, and he then measures how far he shot his seed down the person's back.
Have you heard of this new olypic sport? It's called the cumshot put, and I saw the judges give this guy a ten after he made it all the way to his partners left ear lobe.
by kingtommy February 16, 2006
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Cumshot Master

The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.
"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"

"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
by Grogo December 17, 2019
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Cumshot slingshot

When you rip your condom off your dick and it slingshots Cum at your partner.
"Dude it was so embarrassing, she screamed when I did the cumshot slingshot."
"It was so gross! He did the cumshot slingshot all over my leg!"
by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020
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