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Creepypasta

Online stories that will haunt the things that haunt you. Things you read during the day thinking "this'll be fun" and then wish you hadn't when night comes around.
"Fuck I read creepypastas today. Good bye sleep."
by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014
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creepy herbert

A rhyming slang for a dirty pervert, someone who has a warped outlook on sex to the point of being viewed as very odd
that bloke who lives at that end house is a right creepy Herbert, I saw him masterbating over a pile of fresh dog poo, it stinks
by mitch00uk April 5, 2015
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Crappy Bookmark

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!
by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010
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Creepy Gay

Creepy gay is a kind of behavior that certain gay men display. There is normal gay and even flamboyant gay, and then "Creepy Gay" takes it a whole new level. It's like a person goes out of their way to make sure people know they are gay.

Creep gay behavior includes non-stop staring, smacking lips while talking, and outrageous public descriptions of private sexual encounters.

You don't have to be a homophobe to experience the creepy gay phenomenon.
Rodney: Man, did you see that creepy gay guy out front of the bar?

Ernest: I sure did. I walked by him and he was talking about pickle smooching on his cell-phone, and then when he came into the bar he has been staring non-stop at me for the last 20 minutes even though he knows I have a wedding ring.

Rodney: It's fine to be gay, I guess. But he is creepy gay.
by Jrubadub January 26, 2011
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Crippy

High quality grade Marijuana, usually from Florida. Typically has a lot of red hairs, high crystal concentration, and a pungent smell. The term itself encompasses a wide variety of buds, but it's usually grown in Orlando, and gets around to basically everywhere in Florida, from Jacksonville, to Tampa, to Ft. Myers and Miami. The term actually originated because even a little bit of this stuff will leave you couchlocked for hours.
"I got two pounds of Crippy Weed, and I'm rolling through Saint Cloud" - The Supervillains

"We had 2 grams of crippy weed last night, I don't remember what we did, but I know we didn't move off that damn couch till about 3 in the morning"
by O Train January 8, 2008
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creepy creeperton

someone who is sketchy & creepy- could also be used to describe individuals who display characteristics & actions of pedaphiles or molesters.
"Did you see how he was looking at you with Mr. Boston eyes? Leave that creepy creeperton alone!"
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crappycino

A poorly made cappuccino, or at least an extremely cheap one.
"Let's head down to 7-11 and get a crappycino"
by Grant Schenk October 26, 2006
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