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caffeine o'clock

The time at which caffeine is required to commence or continue mental and/or social function. Most common towards the end of the week or during a night shift.

See also "half past caffeine"
Person 1: "You've been staring at that screen for an hour, and haven't done a thing. You know this work's due in an hour right?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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caffiend

(CALF-feend)

A hybrid between the two words Caffeine and Fiend (as in crack fiend). Your typical Caffiend is characterized by one or more of these behaviors.

1. They will get extremely irritable if denied their daily dose of coffee, tea, soda, or any other products that contain caffeine.

2. In addition to the above behavior, some caffiends may find themselves spending large amounts of their income on all manner of energy drinks, no doz, and other products with higher concentrations of their favorite drug, in an attempt to find more energy and vigor, as their tolerance for caffeinated beverages has by this time almost certainly rendered all but the most powerful sources useless in their never-ending thirst for the next best pick me up.

3. Going without sleep and replacing it with caffeine is probably the most common sign that you or someone you know is or is becoming a caffiend.
Office employee A : "Jeez, Timothy looks like he hasn't slept for days!"

Office employee B : "He hasn't. Each morning he comes into work, heads to the break room, and drinks the whole pitcher full of coffee! What a caffiend!"

Office employee A : " Your telling me"
by SpudTheCrud November 22, 2013
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CAFFIENCE

A person who is addicted to caffiene (a caffiene addiction)
Because Janet loved coffee, some would call her a caffience
by Tony john smith April 21, 2020
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Chaffin Head

An abnormal condition where you're head swells up to the size of a watermelon.
"Dude, your head looks bigger today"
"I know bro, I've come down with a mean case of Chaffin head"
by Big Pimpin Julius October 25, 2011
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Pull Caffe

a really good coffee company that has good class with what they do.
Next time i have some coffee, i'll get some pull caffe to start my day!
by d.e.wks April 14, 2021
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Chaff

Something that is of low quality and trashy. The opposite of swanky. From the Bible reference "separating the wheat from the chaff"
This Cafeteria lunch is so chaff.

That was a chaff pool shot.
by Swagmaster3.14159 October 25, 2015
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caffiene

you spelled caffiene (caffeine) wrong, you idiot
by Nicolllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 27, 2008
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