cracky / crackie / crackey

a crazy white person

Jill ain't nothing but a fucking cracky

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

crackspert

An expert on crack. Remember Bobby Brown is two cups; Whitney Houston is 3.

Bro #1: "Yo what does it mean to 'cut two lines of coke with drano?"

Bro #2: "I don't know I'm not a crackspert."

Bro #1: "Hmm. So ... negative work."

by 4thfloortalent March 30, 2010

Crackcident

An automobile accident resulting from one or both parties texting on a Blackberry (Crackberry) mobile device while driving.

If Bob had been watching the road instead of texting on his Blackberry, he wouldn't have been involved in such a major crackcident.

by Anandaconda August 19, 2010

crampiped

Cramming dick down her throat; like when a snake eats something to big for their body and you can just see the head of the dick moving down the throat. Crampiped.

Example 1: Dude bro that chick was awesome last night, she totally let me crampipe her!

Example 2: That bitch couldn’t handle getting crampiped!

by Kaelitty May 17, 2023

Crackie Chan

A crackhead who gets angry and argues with everyone and flexes his "drug muscles " and tries to fight you

I walked past an angry crackhead and he started to make some karate moves at me i told him to calm down Crackie Chan!

by Shersher89 May 7, 2019

Crackcident

An accident directly involoved with or caused by the excessive usage of any illicit substance.

Joe was running down the street after an excessive weekend of partying and tripped over his own feet and had a crackcident.

by Your Pirate Santa January 3, 2007

crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.

"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004