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county prosecutor

A sorry ass excuse for an attorney that couldn't make it as a real attorney ex: making $30k a year vs $150k for the average attorney. Usually a overbearing bitch of a woman that is against all men and their rights.
Bob: I have to go see the county prosecutor today!
George: I'm sorry, I hope you don't get an overbearing bitch, you will for sure be guilty.

Anna: That's not true
George: You wouldn't know, you are a woman.
by 4thidco December 30, 2011
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county hair

Long, tousled, teased and feathered female hairstyle that gives females the appearance of a woman who has just been released from the county jail. Primarily a fashion of rural white American subcultures and usually only achieved through an excess of aerosol hairspray.
Randy's new girl Jo-Bob has got a coupla nice kids and she gets him free stuff from her job at the Wal-Mart, but she's got the worst county hair I've ever seen!

See the mother in the popular internet meme "Redneck Family Portrait" for an example.
by nescience May 18, 2006
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county style

En masse. Of gangbangs and shakedowns. To be attacked by a posse, where at least one of them gets you from behind.
by che November 22, 2004
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County Road 409

I can’t wait to date Stefani, I heard she will let you take her down County Road 409.
by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019
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County down

County Down makes up part of Belfast Northern Ireland and is the richest county in N.I.
I is just to the south of County UP
Are you going down to Down this weekend?
by Damian October 1, 2003
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county line

the place everyone in a dry county (typically in the bible belt)has too go to buy booze, usually results in purchase of massive amounts of liquor at once, and often in drunken driving on the return voyage

crossing the county line from dry to wet is apparent by the row upon row of liquor store
Billy got a DUI coming back from the county line, they even took 150 dollars worth of booze
by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006
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County Training

Described as 'Shropshires little Auschwitz centres'; County Training is a center designed to hold the unemployed after they have had an undisclosed period of time claiming Job Seekers Allowance. All 'trainies' are held under a 'voluntary' contract in which they are required to perform tedious day to day tasks. These can range from searching www.direct.gov.uk for multiple hours, constant reading of local literature (a favourite being the Nazi publication, 'The Shropshire Star'), Forced labour (writing thousands of speculative letters to local businesses) and dealing with local employment officers, to prove you are not only looking for work, but are willing to do every task required, in order to sacrifice your life and soul to County Training.
'Your at County Training 30 hours a week, Monday to Friday. We promise to find you a job.'

'I've got an interview at 1'

'Well, you can't go because we don't know if your suitable for the job'

'But i've got an interview...'

'Well you can't go. Take a seat.'
by Venom_of_Oswestry May 13, 2009
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