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Conklicated

A task thats easy to do but because of your crippling case of dehabilitative lazyness you neither posses the means or willpower to accomplish.
out of reach bro, bit to conklicated for me to do right now
by Smurf Rocket August 14, 2011
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Conlin Rent Unit

A unit of measure for currency related to rent. This unit is similar to how rent-controlled New York determines value but is a special measurement of success based on someone's proclaimed expenses, as a sign of importance or hierarchy in society.

Generally set at $1000
The more I pay for rent, the lower other expenses relatively become.

I pay $1000 for rent and that hamburger costs $11, that is like .011 Conlin Rent Units (CRU).

I can't afford that, its 2.2 CRU, or $2200

I pay nothing for rent, so my CRU is 0.
by thesexualpunisher September 8, 2020
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The Conlin

He sells crack at your local Walmart and has probably stabbed everyone you know watch out because he will come for you if you rip him off in a drug deal he is also Irish. A downside is he eats poop so yea. But he is also SUPER HAWT
The conlin is so cool. I am date conlin because he hawt
by Held doen8639363973 May 30, 2020
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Cockling

A small child fascinated with his own penis.
"Martha, I'm worried, I think our little Tommy is a cockling."
by Treble June 16, 2003
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canklin'

1- When hooking up with a girl of the thicker sorts
2- When hanging out with many girls, with intentions to hook up
3- Any oral pleasure, using vag, puss and/or penis
4- 2 thick chicks getting it on
5- bangin out
6- Working on getting ass, more so with out any standards
"I'm straight canklin' tonight!"
by Tony Cankles January 4, 2008
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cockling

v. the intention of using your cock, but only to be used in respect to a situation where you are being cock blocked
"Sam told Susie that she didn't cock block the night before, because there was no cockling to cock block to begin with"
by k don November 8, 2007
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cockline

a basic general mythical story made up by angry argumentative Canadians to gain attention during sessions of hard chat
'you guys don't know what cocklines are? gather around'
by asidjazz May 14, 2008
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