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Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
by JMUK July 17, 2012
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Catching the Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)
Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.
by Cobainified December 13, 2014
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simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022
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fibre clothing

fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing

noun

1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas

2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs

3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama
"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."

"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."
by Famous Amos June 2, 2008
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Catching Splinters

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.
"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce
by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009
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Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken
"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"
by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014
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he's catching on, I'm telling ya

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.
by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007
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