Clog the toilet

when the toilets is clogged

The toiled it clogged oops auto correct I meant toilets clog the toilet lol uwu

by dumb waves May 22, 2019

clog the tube

To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.

"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"

by Watershellin June 25, 2008

clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.

while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe

by lion light May 3, 2014

Clog my rudder

When a guy ejaculates in to a girls rectum so much it forces out and goes everywhere

Damn boo I think he's gonna clog my rudder tonight

by Butter bubbler September 30, 2016

Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.

Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.

by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018

clog the drain

Term used when politicians fill their government with the same establishment and corporatists they vowed to get rid of

Person: so much for trump draining that swamp, eh? More like clogging the drain.
Person 2: yeah, I can't believe people fell for that. Of course he'd clog the drain with his corporate friends and donors.

by Smallvillefan27 December 18, 2016

Clog it and flog it

When something takes more than one person to do and needs to be done, and quick.

Alright dude, let's clog it and flog it.

by duble jay December 8, 2007