ClearBlue Uneasy

The anxiety a man feels when he is waiting for the results of a store-bought pregnancy test his girlfriend or female sexual partner just took. Being ClearBlue Uneasy implies 1) that pregnancy is greatly feared and not at all desired, and that 2) the man is fairly sure he wants no permanent ties to said woman.

After missing her period, my lady friend took a pregnancy test last night. I was ClearBlue Uneasy for three whole minutes until thankfully, the results were negative. Lesson learned. I will now tone down the number and frequency of my casual sexual encounters for fear of accidental reproduction.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

Chedar

Dick cheese. Not washing your penis for a week and a cottage cheese like substance forms around the head. Strong smell of cheese.

Prounounced: Chee-Dar

Eww, is that chedar on your cock!? There's no way i'm sucking you off!

by Di-felice56 January 28, 2017

Awaiting passport clearance from Narnia

Some one who obviously gay but won't admit it.

He is so so in the closet he's awaiting passport clearance from Narnia!

by Medusa1989 January 27, 2009

When we go clear

When you accomplish your goals and the only way is up

We gonna be ballin when we go clear b

by Mainzcov July 25, 2016

Cleary

is an Irish last name that is derived from O'Cleary, Cleireoch, and MacCleary. The motto for "Cleary's" is "Always faithful" or "Fidelity is my glory".

They tend to be sarcastic and upbeat. Usually always down for drinking a beer from about 12pm onwards. Mostly a happy bunch.

Person: Steve Cleary is a reliable clerk!

Person2: Yeah, grab Tom Cleary, he'll hang out with us at the pub.

by irishreppin October 25, 2009

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

Clearing Stick

A hockey stick used by greasy rednecks to clear off the top of a car to prepare for driving.

"get the clearing stick boys, it's time to go to the LC"

by IsaacContreras September 11, 2011