chump

1. A chewing tobacco-induced bowel movement

"This Copenhagen is talking to a brother, I got's to take a chump."

by scbrix September 22, 2006

Chump

Someone who is below par or isn't up to standards.

Person A," I cant put my foot in my mouth"
Person B," Your such a chump you don't even know..."

by Glen Cocco September 6, 2010

Chump

A man who borrows money from his pregnant, unemployed girlfriend with no intention of ever repaying her

Man: Babe, can I borrow money for a car if I take care of the rent and utilities at our new apartment as a way of paying you back?
Woman: Of course, I'll be on maternity leave anyway so at least the bills will be paid.
One month later, a new car, and man never moves in to apartment...
Woman: Are you going to give the landlord money for rent like you agreed?
Man: Bitch, take me to court if you want to see your money.

CHUMP

by Thankfully unmarried May 3, 2013

chump

A punk-bitch; a person that is bitch made. Someone who does nothing but shit a bitch would do.

I'm old school; I call punks chumps

by Miles D yo August 8, 2005

Chump

1. A punk-ass bitch, instigating a fight on a school playground.

2. A punk-ass bitch, who insists you're wrong and he's always right.

"C'mon Chump, you wanna start something?!"

by Tagman77 February 5, 2004

Chump

1)Someone who gave something or someone good up.
2)Someone who will regret the giving up.

"I'm such a chump. I fucked up with her/him."

by Kyrstin May 13, 2005

Chump

Someone who is gullible, foolish, or stupid and lacking in the self-awareness to realize it.

If you support Trump, you must be a chump.

by Doctor Sativus November 2, 2020