Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

christmas tree light bitch

A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.

Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.

by Ben Munley February 8, 2009

christmas tree lights

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.

"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"

by Jake February 17, 2005

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover December 13, 2006

christmas tree weed

an expression used to describe a type of weed that is really, really green and can get you extemely high,usually refers to cali or dro

last night i smoked some christmas tree weed.

by uptown king December 28, 2009

Christmas Tree Party

When you stick your penis in the thing you pour water into and your friends are watching and joining in slowly and slowly

Christmas Tree Party is the perfect gift if you want to be pleasured

by Hms Faggots December 21, 2017

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover February 13, 2007