candle it

to light a cigarette on a candle when there is'nt a lighter available.

Guy1: hey man do you have a light?
guy2: nah man just candle it!

by 1010011010 December 24, 2006

Candle Burglar

(v) When a girl is taking it in the ass doggy style, she then proceeds to clench her ass cheeks and sphincter muscles, and then crawls away, pulling the man who was doing the plundering behind her.

(n) One who candle burglarizes.

Last night my girl candle burglared me all around the house!

Oh I remember her, she's a candle burglar.

by A William October 23, 2008

candle sandals

You take a sandal, you cut a hole in it, you put a candle in it!

"Well, wine shoes didn't work out, but how about candle sandals??"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

candle condom

The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.

"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe

"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you

"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe

"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you

by sbd mofo December 31, 2009

Candle Monster

Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.

The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.

by candlewithoutaface December 4, 2010

Candle cunt

A woman who wont stop going on about her scented candles and takes great pleasure in mocking other peoples candles

Say man, that Shauna is a real candle cunt. She won’t stop taking shit about my candles

by Turdy McDownUnder October 22, 2020