Clown Factor

The Clown factor is the fear of doing something brave, because you are afraid to fail and be clowned by your friends and family. This factor must be considered before attempting something crazy, because the benefits from succeeding may not outweigh the clown factor of failure.

Juanteliio didn't ask Esmerelda to the prom because the clown factor of his rejection was too great

by DirtyDanZ September 10, 2019

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clown

Just a downright fool, someone who there's no other word for other than 'clown' it explains how stupid they can be and how little you think about them

Brad - I'm going to funnel a beer into my but like jackass
Brian - Wow dude you're a fucking clown

by b.esti January 3, 2010

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clownmander in chief

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

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FlipFlop The Clown

A clown with an extreme foot fetish. He has a song called "Feet On My Face" that became an instant hit amongst both the juggalo & fetish community. FlipFlop The Clown Travels the country sucking toes!

Oh my God, it’s FlipFlop The Clown!

by FlipFlop The Clown June 2, 2020

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Clownology

Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.

I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.

by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014

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