buttmonger

Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

Buttmail

When your touchscreen phone emails someone while in your pocket. The message usually contains a lot of random letters. A slightly less awkward (but still awkward) version of a buttdial.

Oh no, my phone came unlocked in my pocket and buttmailed my boss!

by Musicman112RD March 4, 2011

Buhummies

(Boo-HooH-Mees)

A women disease that means an unaturally big ass.

Boy 1: WOAH, that girl has some big ass Buhummies.

Boy 2: YUM YUM, I can just eat those Buhummies up!

by .M.A.D. October 12, 2011

Bucumber

The ancient act of eating a man’s ass while he is urinating. Often done before mating and is the ultimate way to a man’s heart, through the anal cavity. Not to be confused with blumpkin however, it is an adaptation to the pleasurable fall pastime.

I love it when my cousin Lauren gives me a good bucumber while I’m pissing out budweiser on a libtard’s face. Heil the bucumber and long live general lee

by Sir Bucumber November 20, 2019

buttmosphere

When a turd is entering the very last layer of the anis before exposed. Can also be known as prairie-dogging

GET ME HOME FAST, I HAVE BUTTMOSPHERE!

by B.Cheekz November 17, 2020

Buttmaggot

A horrible horrible insult.

Petunya! You crust licking, yellow bellied, boy stealing, wrinkle faced, BUTTMAGGOT!

by Petunya August 16, 2007

butmuncher

a word used to insult someone with no real meaning like dinkus or swashbucket

shutup Alanna, you butmuncher!

by Punna June 13, 2004