buttercock

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.

Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?

by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007

butterdicking

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge

Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.

by vwallac September 29, 2017

Buttercock

A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it

P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."

by SapphireWuffy March 2, 2017

Butterdick

half-witted whore-wanna-being dankish pig

"What does Butterdick and a mo-ped have in common? They're both fun to ride till your friend see's you."

by crackalackin March 6, 2008

Butterdick

Similar to butterface for women/men, but particularly for describing men who have a good body and face, but their dick is disappointing.

"He's super cute and has a fit body, but his dick was just..... meh. Butterdick."

by wutsgoodbitch January 10, 2016

buttergusset

Buttergusset; The lesser spotted Buttergusset is a Deer only found in Kensington in Liverpool that has Butter pouring out of it's horns. Approach the animal with due care and attention.

Buttergusset found in Liverpool is believed to have poured Kerry Gold butter onto 4 slices of Warburtons bread.

by skooter1973 September 3, 2006

Butterneck

The act of pulling out while hitting it from behind and shooting a direct hit on your partner's neck.

Every since my sister got her new boyfriend , she hasn't been very enthusiastic during tickle time. So I had to Butterneck her ass.

by Byronecombs March 16, 2018